This is a pot that I used to make BBQ meatballs sitting and soaking in a hotel sink, the sad
result of our first camping effort.
Rolling into the RV park, we realized we were out of our
element. We oozed naiveté as we rolled slowly to our hookup site. While William
set up the camper, I walked Violet to the playground and the boys took off on
their bikes. The kids were all wild to explore and exuberant with the thrill of
the first camp site.
Violet hadn’t been playing on the playground 2 minutes
when I noticed a commotion in the street. At the center of the melee was my 7
year old, who had followed his brothers in an attempt to jump a speed bump with
his bike. It didn't end well. A man had stopped his car and hopped out to hover over the
blond lump. Swinging his head frantically back and forth, he ushered William
into the office, followed by several other kids including my own. Although I
had collected Violet and started for William as soon as I realized what was
going on, I couldn’t reach him before they disappeared into the check-in building. I found him mobbed by a convergence of concerned citizens.
Once I identified myself as the mother, I was assaulted with
instructions to rush him to the hospital immediately, and the anxious car man pointed
at the bump while loudly declaring that the child wouldn't be wearing a knot on his head if he had been wearing a helmet.
Not. Helpful.
And this is how our soaking pan of BBQ meatball drippings ended up in a hotel sink.
First camping night on the road: fail.
First camping night on the road: fail.
Is it ok to laugh?
ReplyDeleteOnly if it's polite laughter and not a gut-busting cacophony. ;)
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